i just wanna soil my oats bro
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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