Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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