dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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