We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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