even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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