I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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