I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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