it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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