I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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