Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Alive.
So much puke
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
