oh god the rape fog is back!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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