Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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