Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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