There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
And then my night got REAL pukey
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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