He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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