He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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