Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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