I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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