Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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