I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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