so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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