Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You may now shotgun with the bride
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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