Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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