its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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