Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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