Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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