I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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