Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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