She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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