The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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