He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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