I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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