Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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