U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
ttyl tear gas
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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