How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
