just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My first STD was from a foam party
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Randomize
