Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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