I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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