i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She swung at the pinata with crutches
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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