just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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