I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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