A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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