I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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