at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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