i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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