well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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