So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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