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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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