so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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