wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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